Posts by horrible life

I have told my husband, that I want my funeral in the evening, or on a Saturday, so he could get the most people there. If not, go down to the bridge and pay the homeless people to come. It's the numbers.

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Going into hospital for 5-7 days for eeg observation in sacto.

by avishai in

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so if any of you down that way wanna drop by and say hi, drop me a pm!!

i'm gonna be going in tomorrow and bored outta my mind!

!

horrible life

Avishai Please take lots of books, mags, games, and toys. A sleeping mask and some Lavender spray scent (Bath and Body store) for your pillow. It makes you relax, and fall asleep very fast. And your OWN PILLOW . Hope all goes well. HL

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would you come to my funeral?

by Ms. Whip in

jw
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i read joelbear's post about his friend's daughter dying.

what a very sad story.

((((joelbear)))) i'm truly sorry.

horrible life

Dear Sonnyboy:

I know we don't know each other. We (everybody at JWD) all care what happens to each other. I feel like I am close to many of you, in my short time

here. My step-son-in-law just passed away recently. My step-daughter had him cremated. She put his remains in a new part of the cemetary. It is 3 walls of cubbies, each cubbie is about a foot square. about 30 cubbies long, and 6 high. It has a beautiful garden in the middle. I now have a new respect for being cremated. It is cheaper, and it is a very pretty place. If you would like the address, please pm me. But I am sure there are many of these around the country.

Why am I telling you this? Because, I don't want SONNYBOY DUST falling out of the sky, when they shoot you off, falling onto my head and into my wine-cooler. Thank you HL

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What is a "Sheldon"?

by GetBusyLiving in

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a turtle?

income tax consultant?

messed up ex-cultist?

horrible life

I have a brother-in-law named Sheldon. Kinda cute!!! SHELDON!!!!!!

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I double triple swear this is true.

by kls in

my sons friend and girlfriend were expecting the birth of their first child and knew the happy moment would be any day and last thursday it was happening .

at 6 :00 am she awoke with contractions and severe cramping but as you know with any to be parents it is hard to tell if it is the real thing or just another false alarm, finally when the contractions became closer together the to be father grabbed his phone book close to the bed and was calling the hopital to ask them if he should rush is girlfriend to the hospital or wait so see if this was the real thing.. .

as he frantically calls the hospital and women answers and the excited to be dad explains to the person on the phone his girlfriends pains, times of contractions and what they should do , the women on the phone says ," let me connect you to infants" after a few moments someone picksup and says ,infants ,again a nice women answers and again the to be dad explains to her their dilema if they should go to the hospital or wait it out to see if this is the real thing .

horrible life

at least the Walmart operator thought enough to give him to the infant dept. Just think of other departments she could have connected him to. If it had been electronics, he would still be on hold, looking for a CD of that name.

Automotive: They would have made an appt. for her rack to be greased.

Stationary: "yes we do have Get Well Cards"

Toys: I don't think we have any Dolls that do that.

Hardware: We have hooks that will bear a very heavy load.

Housewares: We have timers

Cleaning supplies: Yes, we have many cleaning solutions, but none say they take out amniotic fluid out of anything.

Glad all came out well. HL

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